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Afghanistan/South Asia
US / India / Israel caused Tsunamis
2005-01-20
On December 26, the world witnessed perhaps one of the most deadlieast disasters in modern times, when an undersea earthquake generated huge tidal waves in the Indian ocean, killing at least 175,000 people, including many tourists who came to spend their vacation on the enchanting Southern East Asian shores. Aside from picking up the pieces and trying to aid those who survived the tragic waves, many across the globe are trying to do some soul-searching into why this horrific disaster took place. Among the various "explanations", an Egyptian opposition weekly offered its theory, claiming the earthquake was a result of a joint India-Israel-U.S. nuclear experiment, that brought about the movement of the tectonic plates located underneath the ocean. According to Al Usbua, the experiment's goal was a U.S.-Israel attempt to put an "end to humanity".
It worked. We'll all dead now. Nobody's left, which is a good thing because of the stench of billions of rotting corpses.
Posted by:Thinens Elmomotch9757

#25  yep - a totally (adult) funny cartoon on Cartoon Channel - made fun of current events and old cartoons in a cartoon talk-show format.....love it
Posted by: Frank G   2005-01-20 9:57:10 PM  

#24  Space Ghost? Current cartoon or something? My kid's 27, so it's news to me.

Hell a LOT is news to me, lol, I missed almost everything for about 5.5 years. I get to watch back-to-back CSI episodes every weeknight on Spike TV - they aren't reruns for me, lol! Thurs is best, cuz the current season show is also on, conveniently right after the 2 Spike episodes run. Between RB, Brit Hume on Fox, CSI, the Military Channel, and every movie channel Cox carries, life is sweet. From total info shutdown to pure gluttony, lol!
Posted by: .com   2005-01-20 9:51:59 PM  

#23  it's a Space Ghost thang lol
Posted by: Frank G   2005-01-20 9:37:30 PM  

#22  She said zorched, heh.
/Butthead

Melike. I steal. Heh. :-)
Posted by: .com   2005-01-20 9:32:58 PM  

#21  Most people have to go to Stupid School to be this dumb, but I think this clown has a natural talent for it.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2005-01-20 9:29:45 PM  

#20  ...the last last thing you all want to be doing is messing with folks that can generate earthquakes...

People never think of this. It's like in all those witchcraft movies where the villagers surround the accused witch, shouting and throwing stones. The fact that you're not zorched where you stand is pretty much proof that she's not a witch, dipshits.

Similarly, if we were going to destroy humanity, or at least thin it out a bit, would we start with SE Asia? No, we would not.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2005-01-20 9:16:15 PM  

#19  Everyone knows that 1 billion Indians doing a cannon ball on the Eastern shoreline, at the same time, created the tsunami.
Posted by: Poison Reverse   2005-01-20 6:51:49 PM  

#18  Personally, I can't figure out how to profit from destroying the world, which is probably just as well, he he.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2005-01-20 5:38:24 PM  

#17  Personally, I can't figure out how to profit from destroying the world, which is probably just as well, he he.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2005-01-20 5:38:19 PM  

#16  I thought it was caused by the the Earthquake Generating Module that was attached to the International Space Station a couple of days earlier. It was sent up as a "re-supply mission" on a Progress cargo ship.
Posted by: Bob   2005-01-20 5:36:11 PM  

#15  The usual villains, mad scientists plotting to destroy the world for their own gain.

I resemble that remark...
Posted by: Ernst Blofeld   2005-01-20 2:49:24 PM  

#14  Step 1: Destroy the world
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: Sit back and watch the profits roll in! Bwahahahaha!
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-01-20 2:44:18 PM  

#13  I've seen 'the core' too (but not Deep Throat....) and it can suck-start a harley :). Only a person stuck in the 7th century would swallow the 'science'.

- which explains this article.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-01-20 2:37:01 PM  

#12  That movie had more sucking in it than "Deep Throat".

RC - Just to be fair and even-handed, I require proof. I've seen The Core. 8-)
Posted by: .com   2005-01-20 2:28:41 PM  

#11  
Sounds like these dim bulbs have been watching movies like "The Core", and starting to believe in that sort of outlandish qaqaa.


"The Core"? That movie had more sucking in it than "Deep Throat".
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-01-20 2:07:13 PM  

#10  Tell me about waterworld Kev , I sure am holding out for a Waterworld 2 . Please , pweety please .
Posted by: MacNails   2005-01-20 1:58:15 PM  

#9  "The Postman"? Don't get me started...
Posted by: Kevin Costner   2005-01-20 1:47:54 PM  

#8  hehe .com , the postman has problems delivering a single letter , let alone anything else , but sure leave it on my driveway . I may have a use for it .. ;)
Posted by: MacNails   2005-01-20 1:40:53 PM  

#7  ..an Egyptian opposition weekly offered its theory, claiming the earthquake was a result of a joint India-Israel-U.S. nuclear experiment, that brought about the movement of the tectonic..

Sounds like these dim bulbs have been watching movies like "The Core", and starting to believe in that sort of outlandish qaqaa.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-01-20 1:32:42 PM  

#6  "a U.S.-Israel attempt to put an “end to humanity”.

The usual villains, mad scientists plotting to destroy the world for their own gain.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2005-01-20 1:12:39 PM  

#5  Mac - Where would you like it? Your driveway, perhaps? ;-)
Posted by: .com   2005-01-20 1:06:10 PM  

#4  for man to create something of this magnitude , he would need approximately 10 billion tonnes of TNT Mr. Eygptian reporter . *yawn* .
Posted by: MacNails   2005-01-20 1:00:48 PM  

#3  Just to let everyone know: We're adding a "Don't Kill the Tourists" option in the Earthquake/Tsunami Machine's programming.
Thanks for your time.
Posted by: Halliburton: Earthquake/Tsunami Division   2005-01-20 12:48:15 PM  

#2  If the US *did* cause the tsunami, and I'm not saying we did *cough* Haliburton *cough*, the last last thing you all want to be doing is messing with folks that can generate earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes and giant meteor strikes at will. Just a little friendly advice...
Posted by: SteveS   2005-01-20 12:31:53 PM  

#1  I think he meant

"an end to the insanity"

or maybe

"an end to big fanny"
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2005-01-20 12:29:58 PM  

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