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Africa: Subsaharan
Islamic wife-swapping sect raided
2004-08-05
Several people have been killed after Nigerian police raided the headquarters of an Islamic sect, whose members exchanged their wives.
The wives think of it as swapping husbands...
Members of the Yan-Gwagwarmaya sect battled the police with guns and machetes before being overwhelmed, the police say. Residents of the remote north-western town of Birnin Kebbi complained after they tried to recruit local youths.
"Want some candy, little youth?"
"Hey, keep your hands off our youths!"
Five policemen, including an assistant commissioner, were seriously injured.
"They got Officer Friendly! Damn them!"
Should have given Officer Fife more than one bullet.
The group's leader, Sanusi Makera-Gandu was also badly hurt in the clashes.
"They got Fearless Leader! Damn them!"
The BBC's Elizabeth Blunt in the capital, Abuja, says this is the latest in a series of such incidents in Nigeria involving Muslim youths who set up their own communities and refused to accept conventional civil or religious authority.
"Hain't nobuddy tells us what to do!"
The authorities refuse to say exactly how many people were killed in the raid. The sect had incensed other local Muslim groups by calling their base the Kabah - after Islam's holiest site in the Saudi Arabian town of Mecca.
"Hey! Youse can't do dat!"
That'll get you wacked.
"Dey don't even have a big black rock to march around!"
They walked around the courtyard of their base as Muslims do on the pilgrimage to Mecca.
Interesting, an African islamic start-up splinter sect, one that doesn't bow down to Mecca. The Saudis will be furious, I like it.
Casualty figures are extremely sensitive in Nigeria - and are often played down for fear of inflaming tensions. In January, another Islamic sect calling itself the Taleban attacked police stations in north-eastern Nigeria.
Maybe we can arrange a African Islam vs Arab Islam steel-cage death match.
Already have one of those, it's called "Darfur".
I'll call for pizza...
Posted by:Steve

#16  "Y'know, actually, all them dogs are pretty much the same."
-- John Prine
Posted by: mojo   2004-08-05 10:47:59 PM  

#15  Reminds me of an old flick:
Abu Bob, Burka, Abu Ted and Burka
Posted by: Shipman   2004-08-05 8:47:42 PM  

#14  Lol! Good one, Dr Steve, heh. Reminds me of driving down what is called the Corniche which runs along the coast of the Persian Gulf in Al Khobar & Al Dammam - I was constantly passing cars of young Saudis driving very slowly... What were they doing you ask? Checking out the MBO's* who were having picnics with the family. Looked like a buncha black blobs to me, but hey, these guys were seriously scoping them out.

* MBO = Moving Black Object
Posted by: .com   2004-08-05 4:28:40 PM  

#13  How do they tell 'em apart covered by the Black (Saudi) or Powder-Blue (Afghani) schmocks over their entire bodies?

You stare at burqas all day, you develop an eye for detail.
Posted by: Steve White   2004-08-05 4:16:36 PM  

#12  Wife swapping? How do they tell 'em apart covered by the Black (Saudi) or Powder-Blue (Afghani) schmocks over their entire boidies?
Posted by: BigEd   2004-08-05 4:11:26 PM  

#11  Are you willing to risk your wife for what's beneath Burqa number 2?
Posted by: yank   2004-08-05 1:16:26 PM  

#10  ...involving Muslim youths who set up their own communities and refused to accept conventional civil or religious authority.

So when does Billy Jack show up to help them fight the Nigerian cops?
Posted by: tu3031   2004-08-05 12:08:26 PM  

#9  That's how I got my chain saw

Ethel's gone? Who'll get your pills for you?
Posted by: Frank G   2004-08-05 12:07:58 PM  

#8  Home Depot will let you do an even-up exchange for merchandise. That's how I got my chain saw.
Posted by: Fred   2004-08-05 11:55:04 AM  

#7  That is what you get when you do not have a fatwa issued beforehand. BTW, very funny and colorful comments, literally and figuratively!
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-08-05 11:42:51 AM  

#6  I guess this is a step up from the Imam's swapping each others 5 year old daughters. Disgusting pigs.
Posted by: JerseyMike   2004-08-05 11:13:58 AM  

#5  You won't need a receipt if you exchange her the week after Christmas.
Posted by: ed   2004-08-05 11:05:01 AM  

#4  To exchange your wife, do you need the original receipt? I never sent the warranty card in, either.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2004-08-05 10:56:03 AM  

#3  funniest comments i have seen yet on here. lmao
Posted by: smokeysinse   2004-08-05 10:36:37 AM  

#2  No, no, no. Swapping is not allowed in the good book. Yaz supposed to go to the next village, kill all the men, take the women, and call it Jihad. Send your mullah to Saudi for some proper reeducation.
Posted by: ed   2004-08-05 9:19:18 AM  

#1  Maybe we can arrange a African Islam vs Arab Islam steel-cage death match.

Let's go with a "Last Man Standing" match. We can address two issues with one event.
Posted by: Dragon Fly   2004-08-05 8:48:41 AM  

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